Cari: My New Crush

Top 10 Uncomfortable Things Said To Me Since the Break Up

10. Congratulations
9. No kids? That's a good thing.
8. So you're single again? Have you met my brother?
7. Have you seen the list of single adult activities?
6. So, is it a good thing or a bad thing?
5. What are you looking for in your next husband?
4. What happened? You seem so nice! (this is usually accompanied by a blank stare)
3. Internet dating has changed alot since you were single. Have you been on eHarmony yet?
2. Don't sit too close to me.
1. Want to go to the single adult dance with me this weekend?